Beano Five-a-Day Joke Book

Jumping with jokes and loaded with laughs, this gaggle* of gags contains riotous rib-ticklers for every day of the week - that's 100% of your recommended daily hilarity intake! And, unlike vitamins, you can share your jokes with as many people as you want!

Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? Yes, if you throw it hard enough!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? The pupils were so bright!
What do you call a potato with right angles? A square root!

All of the jokes are titter-tested and chuckle-challenged to make sure they meet the highest stand-up standard. Every Beano gag is guaranteed to get a giggle!

Plus, read the winning and shortlisted jokes as decided by Beano's Britain's Funniest Class competition!

*Yes, the collective noun for gags is gaggle... honest!